She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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