Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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