People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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