I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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