Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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