Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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