can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Randomize
