Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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