Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they're like a gay fantastic four
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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