i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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