i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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