i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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