you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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