they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
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My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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