38 yer olds are good kisserssss
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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