return my video game
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
