Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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