he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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