if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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