id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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