she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you told grandpa to call you daddy
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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