I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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