he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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