Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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