I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
There's always time for handjobs
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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