if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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