I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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