what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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