Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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