I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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