How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
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well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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