My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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