Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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