I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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