oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
cat food counts as protein by the way
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Can't talk, ducks in the car
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
