Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I touched a dick in church today
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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