worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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