The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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