He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize