Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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