Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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