i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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