Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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