Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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