I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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