this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
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I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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