this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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