oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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