Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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