brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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