You're completely useless in the revolution.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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