watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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