I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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