whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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